Fantastic

I mentioned Scaryduck earlier this week when I discovered the blog. But today, at lunch time to boot, I found myself howling with laughter, tears streaming down my cheeks as I perused one then another of the stories at Scaryduck’s House of Lies. If you don’t find them funny you must be clinically dead. Or …

Psst

Whatever you do, don’t show Bobo these cute puppy photos. Before you know it she’ll be saying "Bod needs a pet, aren’t dogs lovely" and I will be knee deep in cans of Chum. That way lies madness my friends. Madness I tell you.

Castigating

Mrs Palmer, you are a shocker. When I posted my list of all time top five favourite albums of all time last week her comment was "who is Chris Difford?" Mrs P, you live in a cultural vacuum. <insert obligatory smart comment about Jonnys record collection here> So, who is the best lyricist of his …

Quite Simple Really

Read Scary Duck, recipient of the best British blog award 2002 from the Guardian Online. In itself not a glowing recommendation, but his stories of glories past, particularly this one about Blue Peter are worth the entrance fee alone. Please feel free to ignore the Arsenal stories, some people just can’t help themselves I’m afraid.

Fnarr, Fnarr!

Spotted, on Snackspot, a reference to "Bob the Builder’s Cheesy Toolbag". I really must raise the intellectual level of this blog above that of the average ten year old boy. Who fancies a little discussion of metaphysics and existentialism?