There Goes My Sanity

It’s Sunday night after a particularly tough weekend and SWMBO is making me watch the Eurovision Song Contest. Again. I shall have to set up a relief fund. Do think of contributing, even a small donation may help maintain my tenuous grip on reality.

With an L

My fellow Australians, and particularly those commentating on sporting events can I remind you that the name of your country is Australia. It is neither pronounced nor spelt "Awstraya" That is all.

Present Time

I think, thanks to Mil Millington, that I’ve found the present to end all presents for my father. Say hello to the Butter Wizard. It is quite possibly the useless gadget to end all useless gadgets.