Channel 9 Can Get Stuffed

This popped into my inbox today;

"Hi there!

Fatty, Sterlo, Matty and Chief are back on your TV screens next
Thursday night at 9.30pm.

We’re kicking off the season in a big way, our first show will be at
the Sydney Olympic Park Sports Centre and we are inviting you to be there
with us to welcome back the footy season!

Tickets are only $25.20 and can be purchased from Ticketek by clicking
on the following link;
http://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/show.aspx?sh=FOOTYSHO05

We hope to see you there!

Regards,
The Footy Show Team"

Twenty five dollars? Twenty and five of your Australian dollars! To see the Footy Show, when it’s free to watch it on TV? You have got to be joking. Seriously having a giraffe. Unless they are going to pull an Oprah, in which case I’m there.

Chances of that happening? Slim. Expected value to be received for forking out twenty five bucks to watch the Footy Show live? About the square root of bugger all. Amusing MasterCard punchline? Not likely.

I’ll get me coat.