Quality Quotes

I’m laid up at home sick as a dog, after a weekend of tending to the family who were likewise. Consequently I’ve got nothing interesting to say and will instead share these quotes from The Friday Thing a rather smashing topical email I receive;

  • On Michael Howard : "a crude facsimile of a human being fashioned
    from pure smarm."
  • On binge drinking : "Maybe, but it’s also part of the UK’s ongoing war on binge drinking, surely the greatest menace to our island nation since the Nazis
    discovered how much fun panzers were."

Well, they made me laugh anyway. What do you want for nothing – rubber biscuit?