Educational Literature

It’s a bit late for me, but if anyone reading this is thinking of indulging in a little paternity in the near future (hint, hint) I’d recommend taking a look at this book. It’s called Fatherhood and is by a very funny chap called Marcus Berkmann. It may not improve your fathering skills but it will provide some amusement whilst you sit around waiting for the little blighter to pop out.

If you are still undecided buy it for this quote alone;

"Do not blame them, for it is not their fault. It’s your fault, like everything else."

Or maybe this one, on the appearance of the child;

"My own first thoughts were, ‘Fuck! It’s a baby!’ God knows what I had thought had been in there all this time. "