Lawn Cutting Equipment

Today I have mostly been doing chores whilst SWMBO catches up on her sleep.

Why is it that every lawn cutting tool I kind find (both mowers and strimmers) in this country is petrol powered? All I need is a cheap electric flymo and my one and a half square metres of lawn could be cut in a jiffy. As it is I had to borrow Captain Schmooze’s strimmer and muck about with two stroke – well alright, he fuelled it but you know what I mean.

It’s almost as puzzling as why you can’t get any more than four flavours of crisps here. I must have just missed the memo they sent round explaining it.