I didn’t really want to mention this, because initially I thought it was tasteless. But time gives everything a rosy glow, and I think that two days is long enough in this case. So, here we go;
In reporting on this news on Friday, the venerable currant bun used the headline – "You’ve Lost that Living Feeling"
Oh dear.
Could have been worse…they could have persevered along the lines of ‘You never close your eyes anymore…’