I’m far too busy at work at the moment, so I have had no time to craft one of my carefully considered “slice of life” posts. Instead, you will have to put up with a little grammar policing from Scaryduck.
I would just like to point out, in my own pedantic little way, that SMS was actually designed as a way for carriers to send messages to their customers (such as "You have a voicemail"), and that all of my text messages are properly spelt, punctuated and use capital letters in all of the right places.