If you remember, I said last year that we decided to stay in the UK for a number of reasons. The most important one was that my beloved wished to spend more time with her family and friends.
Far be it for me to tell tales out of school but it is now seven months since she last spoke to one of her (ahem) best friends
. Would anyone care to explain why I’m putting up with the less than optimal temperatures and hours and hours of football on television?
I seem to remember someone was missing their mum. We have not seen much of her either!!
Come back Toddlings all is forgiven