And I cant turn back now

So, after six weeks of shopping enough was enough and I have escaped to the midlands. Three days of peace, quiet, cable tv and a little bit of surfing the internet. My future bride is at Perry central in Bracknell and is spending her days sorting the contents of her underwear drawer and other pre-marital rites of passage.

Oh, and Mr Kenway, I haven’t spotted that nice man from the Moccona adverts.

This will be my last entry for a while. I’m rather busy for the next couple of days, what with getting married and everything. Then we are off on honeymoon to sunny Skegness. Apparently if I take my laptop there will be a very quick annulment so don’t expect to hear from me for a while.

One final thing before I shut up – can you spot me in the Wakehurst Tennis Club photos?