Sorry kids, I’m stuck in North West England with limited interweb access and a rather tight schedule. Discussion of the proper use of modern English and my wonderful taste in music will be sporadic for the next couple of weeks. Feel free to leave comments and suggestions though, I should be able to check them …
Author Archives: Andrew Todd
Fantastic
I mentioned Scaryduck earlier this week when I discovered the blog. But today, at lunch time to boot, I found myself howling with laughter, tears streaming down my cheeks as I perused one then another of the stories at Scaryduck’s House of Lies. If you don’t find them funny you must be clinically dead. Or …
Psst
Whatever you do, don’t show Bobo these cute puppy photos. Before you know it she’ll be saying "Bod needs a pet, aren’t dogs lovely" and I will be knee deep in cans of Chum. That way lies madness my friends. Madness I tell you.
Castigating
Mrs Palmer, you are a shocker. When I posted my list of all time top five favourite albums of all time last week her comment was "who is Chris Difford?" Mrs P, you live in a cultural vacuum. <insert obligatory smart comment about Jonnys record collection here> So, who is the best lyricist of his …
Music Reviews
Finally, before the lights go really dim and the backup generator has to kick in, another top link for the 70’s throwback. At this page Roddy Lumsden is discussing short music reviews. As we all know the shortest, and best, critical appraisal of a piece of popular music was the two word summary of the …
Further Rock Monstery
"I know lads, lets get the band back together." I for one can’t wait. As the 70’s throwback would say – rocktastic.
Updates
Bobo bought me a copy of Big Lad in the Windmill at the weekend. I’ve just loaded it onto my PC at work. How happy am I? On a scale of one to ten, this one comes in at about eleven. Sweetie, you are the best. On a boring note, this web site (and associated) …
Quite Simple Really
Read Scary Duck, recipient of the best British blog award 2002 from the Guardian Online. In itself not a glowing recommendation, but his stories of glories past, particularly this one about Blue Peter are worth the entrance fee alone. Please feel free to ignore the Arsenal stories, some people just can’t help themselves I’m afraid.
Administrative Trivia
Warning – boring entry ahead. In the space race that is my gadget collection another giant leap has been made. I felt terribly insecure that I wasn’t wandering around with the latest and greatest in mobile phone technology. Not to mention the need to keep up with the Hennessys and own a camera phone. My …
Fnarr, Fnarr!
Spotted, on Snackspot, a reference to "Bob the Builder’s Cheesy Toolbag". I really must raise the intellectual level of this blog above that of the average ten year old boy. Who fancies a little discussion of metaphysics and existentialism?