For my next birthday I would like a bionic dolphin please. That is all.
Author Archives: Andrew Todd
Service, Shmervice
Here is the text of a letter I’ve just sent to the nice people at Amazon UK complaining about their "fulfilment partner"; Terrible delivery service from DHL. My orders to date have come through Royal Mail and I have not had a problem. If I haven’t been there to receive a parcel in person it …
Lazy Summer Afternoons
I am enjoying the coverage of the test match on Channel 4 at the moment. I have only one comment to make on their presentation – Geoffrey Boycott is a twunt. Will no one rid us of this turbulent Yorkshireman?
Pure Kwality
Each week I receive, by email, a copy of The Friday Thing an incredibly well written, insightful and amusing "comment sheet". If I was you I’d subscribe. I’m just catching up on my backlog and would like to share with you a quote from the edition published on the 16th of July. Talking about the …
It Was Inevitable
I swear that I’m turning into my mother. It was a hot, dry day today in London and all I could think of was "ooh, good drying day I must get some washing on."
Bad Hair Day?
You decide. Aunty Vikki stated quite firmly that I wouldn’t dare post any of the photos I took this afternoon because she was (and I quote) "having a bad hair day". Doesn’t look like it to me. Although JFGP obviously isn’t too sure. Vikki and her better half are off on holiday for three weeks …
Birthday Boy
SWMBO is working away from home at the moment. She is missing her little ankle biter and asked me to post another photo of JFGP. Ever obliging, here is one I took on his birthday last week. We were in Dartmouth for the day and I couldn’t resist the windmill, especially not after I’d shown …
Very Much Like Making Love to a Beautiful Woman
Folks, we’re saved. Swiss Toni is back for a second series. I inadvertently missed episode one but I shall be watching the rest of the series religiously. For those who missed the first series and haven’t been aware of the second either – it’s on BBC Three, so I’m not surprised you haven’t seen it. …
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Reading for New Dads
Courtesy of Richard Jones I shall now be reading daddytypes.com. Its a blog for new dads and I expect the other top fathers who read these scribbles to follow me there in their droves. Of course we all know that the top fathering tip is that it will always take more wipes than you have …
One.Tel Don’t Want My Money
After a phone bill the size of the national debt I decided it was time to, belatedly, take action. Here in the UK BT charge a premium on most services and mugs like me pay them. Well, no longer. I’d heard good things about One.Tel so decided to try their international call package. I tried …