It was two years ago today that I pledged to love, honour and obey SWMBO. Happy anniversary darling, and may the rest of our years together be as good as the last two.
Just to show my dedication, I’m now off to defrost the fridge.
"Where every concept pleases, and only man is vile."
Congratulations, Mate.
I’ll save the you’d-get-less-than-that-for-burglary line for down the pub, where it belongs.
Don’t forget to wipe behind the ice compartment.
Two years…. well how time flies when you are having fun.