What sort of father would I be if I took advice from Scaryduck’s thinly veiled alter ego? You’ve got to admit that the childrens home bit is a corker though, and I am very tempted to give it a try. In the meantime we are practising a little call and response;
"Who is the king?"
"Daddy!"
Watch out for big parenting news later this week. Oh, the intrigue.