I am, as they say around these parts, a little on the "porky side" at the moment. I am trying my best not to get any more rotund, so these words of wisdom from Richard Herring, a popular Balham based comedian, rang especially true with me. Cutting to the chase, he says;
.. but losing weight might all be to do with getting off your fat arse once in a while and stopping stuffing your face with chips.
No longer should I consider going on the Atkins diet or the Rosemary Conley low fat diet. Instead I will strive to follow the genitalia obsessed funnyman’s advice. Now, where did I put that packet of dry roasted peanuts?